frequently asked questions:

How do I buy a shirt?
God, why all the questions? Click on the 'Add to Cart' button. Then click 'Proceed to Checkout' and enter all of the necessary information. ShirtyPeople.com uses a PayPal-based checkout system, so you will temporarily leave our site to pay. If you don't have a PayPal account, you can still pay with a VISA, MasterCard, American Express, Discover or by check.

You guys screwed up my order!
That's not really a question. We aim to please, so if we did something wrong, we'll do our best to fix it. Use our Customer Service form, and let us know what needs to be done.

I only wear sweatshop-made clothing. Can you help?
Yes and no. We do all of the design and printing ourselves, but we don't make the actual t-shirts. So you may still be in luck.

I'm shaped like a sack of potatos propped up on pencils. What size shirt should I order?
Wow. You sound hot. For best results, take a shirt you already own and measure from top-to-bottom and side-to-side (not while you're wearing it). Compare with our chart here.

I'm dying to tell my favorite friend/accountant/proctologist about one of your shirts. How do I do it?
Easy. Use our Virtual T-shirt system. You can pick one of our shirts and send a personalized e-mail message with a link to our site. If your butt doctor has the inter-web, you're golden.

I'm bored, and I like to shoot things.
Go to the Free Crap page and play one of our Free Games!